If like me, you loved Odyssea, you’re going to want to check out ‘new’ spot Bert’s. It’s found in the same seaside venue that I enjoyed many a lunch, dinner and boozy brunch at over the years. Perched above the sand at City Beach, Bert’s is a nod to times gone by. The name is a nod to the beachfront’s much‑loved “Bert’s Shop” aka the old City Beach Tea Rooms. It was a popular beach kiosk and surf hangout from the 1930s through to the 1970s.
Walk in and you’ll immediately notice a fresh change. The décor is relaxed coastal neutrals, light, and bright, but to my disappointment the long balcony area is gone. What was a distinct separation of dining room and balcony, has now become a much larger space, but feels closed in with the windows shut.
The once up-market spot now feels much more casual. If you are craving outdoor dining, the large car-park side deck is still there.
The airy space feels modern without being cold. There’s a nice buzz, service is friendly and on the ball. Order at the bar, or via QR code. Our food arrived in record time – almost too fast and we did feel that cut our lunch a little short.
The menu leans into fresh, summery food that’s easy to share – plenty of seafood, crisp salads, pizzas and share-style plates. It’s easy to mix and match a few dishes between two or three people. It’s worth noting that most of their menu is gluten free, very much appreciated. I was spoiled for choice in the GF department. I shared a cauliflower popcorn with vegan mayo, gochujang (a Korean savory, sweet, and spicy fermented condiment), pickled ginger and sesame.
Plus, a crisp Karaage chicken with Kewpie and pickles – good, but I’d hoped for more depth of flavour – more marinating time perhaps?
While the men went it alone with their extra crispy fish and rustic chips.
If you enjoy a glass of wine with lunch, there’s a good selection by the glass, so you don’t have to commit to a whole bottle. Think share plates, fresh seafood, salads with plenty of crunch, and a menu that is packed with gluten free options. If you’re a fan of fish dishes, you’ll be happy here, and there are a couple of good dairy free and veg options too. Time it for a sunny day, sit by the window, and let the view do the rest. Being so new, Bert’s is very popular, so booking ahead is wise.
Find Berts at 187 Challenger Parade, City Beach.
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